Few realize that the Gouty Weasel, though unquestionably crabby, is a rodent of deep feeling, wisdom, and insight. It is true, however, that this weasel is a master of haiku, a Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables. Here are a few of his more recent works:
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Onion Breath Man with onion breath
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Public Boils You use your cell phone
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Movie Idiot The pictures flicker.
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Why? You bore that spoilt child. |
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