The Well-Adjusted Horse

I got this in my mailbox. I swear. 

GREAT BOOKS ON CANINE AND FELINE CHIROPRACTIC METHODS!!

"THE WELL ADJUSTED DOG'  canine chiropractic methods you can do.

This book explains how the average dog owner can take control of their
pet's health and actually perform a chiropractic adjustment on their dog.
The video is also available.

"THE WELL ADJUSTED CAT"  Teaches you how to keep your cat's spine in line (the rest is up to you!!)

Also available, "THE WELL ADJUSTED HORSE"

ANIMAL CHIROPRACTIC SEMINARS ARE ALSO AVAILABLE NATIONWIDE.

 http://www.animalchiropractic.com

At first, all I could do was laugh.  Once I started thinking about it, I started laughing even more.  I can't figure out which is funnier, that someone believes this is a good idea, or that someone else is going to buy these books and try to adjust his pets.  I've been to the  site.  If this is a joke, it's not readily apparent at first glance.  

So some poor cat out there is in for the experience of at least one of his nine lives.  Personally, I have enough trouble getting a cat to sit still, or at least sit still wherewant him to,  for even the simplest and most pleasant things.  I can't imagine getting one to hold still long enough to get a  chiropractic adjustment.  I wonder if they give you a pair of elbow-length work gloves to protect you from the claws.....

As for the horses, well, that's another and even more frightening story...... 

 

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9/19/00